The (ridiculous) futuristic cereal name generator was inspired by the last post's search for interesting "bullshit generators."
The code I used is a modification of Dack.com's Web Economy Bullshit Generator.
To use, just click the "cereal" button.
It makes me really happy to seriously consider what these cereal names would mean...but then, most people probably not want to do that.
UPDATE 11/18/07: The "Maple Brown Sugar" part of the Maple Brown Sugar Oatmeal Crisp that I bought yesterday is a little less exciting than it was when it sang to me from the supermarket shelf.
Speaking of which, what ever happened to HyperSonic Sound? Why aren't cereal boxes singing to me yet when I walk down the aisle? I think that I may have to post some of the article I wrote last year about HSS...
Tags:
cereal -- futurism -- generators2008-08-27
22:55:00
"networked crispy kandy" almost sounds like something I'd see on a cereal box.
In fact, here's a tagline for the box: "Networked Crispy Kandy - Breakfast of Routers!"
2008-01-23
18:12:00
Speaking of random generation stuff, we made one for random words (Make My Name), you could probably combine the two
2007-11-19
11:29:00
{Hours later, when the medics finally discharged him, he said} Thank you, thank you, oh thank you!
2007-11-18
15:34:00
i like the ones that end with 'buckyballs', don't know exactly why ;-)
Nice find!
2007-11-17
14:15:00
It's probably poor form to comment on my own blog when nobody else has yet, but "computationally-refined bluish-gray wyxxyrz" really made me happy.
